How Do I Know Youre Not Gonna Kick Me in the Nuts Again? You Dont

Cop Out (2010)

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• Paul Hodges : [screaming random film lines to get a suspect to talk] Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!

  Jimmy Monroe : I've never seen that picture show before.

• Dave : Knock Knock.

  Paul Hodges : Don't practice information technology Jim.

  Dave : Practice it.

  Paul Hodges : If you respect our partnership Jim don't exercise it.

  Dave : Do it.

  Jimmy Monroe : Who's there?

  Dave : Orange.

  Paul Hodges : No. No. Huh Huh. No. No! No! No! Hell No! NO! NO! I decline to... No! No! Alright Orangish who damn information technology?

  Dave : Orangish you pissed that your married woman is taking information technology in the ass from another guy right now?

• Jimmy Monroe : This guy's the biggest car thief in Brooklyn, permit's be conscientious

  Tommy : [Rolls down the machine window, looks up at Paul and Jimmy] You lot merely scratched my ride.

  Paul Hodges : What the hell are y'all doin', Tommy?

  Tommy : I'm drivin', bitch.

  Paul Hodges : Leave o' the car!

  Tommy : Is information technology I'chiliad black?

  Paul Hodges : No! Cause y'all're TEN!

  Tommy : Eleven!

  Paul Hodges : Go out o' the automobile!

  Tommy : I was wearin' my seatbelt!

  Paul Hodges : Get out o' the car, you picayune re-peat offender!

  Tommy : Fuck!

• Dave : This is police brutality.

  Jimmy Monroe : Non even so...

• Tommy : What?

  Paul Hodges : Yous know, I'm gonna smack the black off you!

  Tommy : You lot can't do anything to me

  Paul Hodges : Talk! About the stolen Mercedes-Benz!

  Tommy : I'thou not tellin' you nothin'

  Paul Hodges : No, yous gonna tell me somethin' or I'm gonna...

  [Tommy kicks Paul in the balls]

  Jimmy Monroe : I told ya be careful!

  [Paul punches Tommy]

  Jimmy Monroe : Paul, did you simply punch a little child?

  Paul Hodges : In that location'southward things you don't know about me, Jim, I'll fuck a little kid up if he kicked me in the dick!

• Jimmy Monroe : You lot ready?

  Paul Hodges : I'm gear up.

  [pauses]

  Paul Hodges : Let's go be great!

  Jimmy Monroe : Do you ever listen to yourself sometimes?

• Paul Hodges : At present we need to know about the Mercedez

  [Jimmy looks on with a grin]

  Paul Hodges : that was stolen a couple o' nights agone, in the back of a Mini-Mart, in Bay Ridge!

  Tommy : I own't tellin' you shit! You can't Do shit, cause I'm a miiiinor

  Jimmy Monroe : Heh heh heh heh

  Tommy : Fuck y'all too, Professor-X-looking Female parent Fucker!

  Jimmy Monroe : You lot are an angry swain.

  Tommy : Yo, you're messin' with my business, bowwow.

  Paul Hodges : Whose car is this?

  Tommy : Yo Momma's!

• Paul Hodges : I know what "pellegro" means.

  Jimmy Monroe : What's it mean?

  Paul Hodges : It's Puerto-Rican for "penguin"

• Paul Hodges : Jim, I just got SHOT!

  Jimmy Monroe : Mozel Tov

• Barry Mangold : [teasing Monroe later on he's been robbed] Mr. Monroe, we are the police. We're here to assist. You've been a victim of a offense, do you empathize?

  Jimmy Monroe : I ain't got no time for this shit.

  Barry Mangold : Wow! Oh God!

  Hunsaker : You know, based on the uh the emotional state how we should proceed? What practice you think? We could go him a psycho avaluation?

  Barry Mangold : So nosotros're gonna take you lot to Bellevue just to make sure you're okay uh huh?

  Hunsaker : Now for the record, how long actually have you lot been a...

  [Barry shows a comic book]

  Hunsaker : hobbyist?

  Barry Mangold : Now, was at that place whatever identifying marks on the suspects?

  Jimmy Monroe : [remembers of Dave'southward tattoo] No!

• Paul Hodges : You know, the bonobo chimpanzee is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?

  Jimmy Monroe : Where practice you find the time to watch "Fauna Planet"? I'yard with you 25 hours a day!

  Paul Hodges : [Pointing to head] I have to feed this. I have to feed this.

  Jimmy Monroe : Well, you're a compendium of fucking useless information.

  Paul Hodges : Well, I don't wanna look at reality Tv, cause that's the bowels of Hollywood.

  Jimmy Monroe : [mumbled] fuckin' Reality TV, fuckin' blows

  Paul Hodges : And I like to see chimpanzees gettin' head.

  Jimmy Monroe : You lot got a point.

• Paul Hodges : OK, how are nosotros going work this?

  Jimmy Monroe : Same way we ever practise. I interrogate him, you lot write it downwardly.

  Paul Hodges : Oh so you're making decisions at present? I hope the whole six-9 know that you're making decisions. I'm going to play the bad guy on this one.

  Jimmy Monroe : Hundred-to-one.

  Paul Hodges : Un-hundred-to-one.

  Jimmy Monroe : Highly doubtful and yous know why considering you don't play the bad guy. You just steal all the bullshit lines you hear on Television set and the movies that yous similar.

• [offset lines]

  Paul Hodges : You know what today represents? Nine Jim. Nine years me and you been together. *Nine* we been main shit stains. I know some dogs that don't even live to be nine. You lot're lucky if you get seven years out of a Bang-up Dane. But me and yous been puttin' it together for nine...

  [whips out a card]

  Paul Hodges : Happy anniversary Jim.

  Jimmy Monroe : I don't celebrate anniversaries.

  Paul Hodges : Jim, open it up. I wanna come across the expression on your face.

  Jimmy Monroe : You wanna encounter the expression on my face? The expression y'all're gonna see on my face is "fuck you".

• Paul Hodges : That'south called parkour. It'due south a French martial fine art to get yous around and over stuff.

  Jimmy Monroe : What are yous?

• [concluding lines]

  Priest : Who give this bride away?

  Jimmy Monroe : I practice.

  Ava : [mouthing] I honey you.

• Paul Hodges : What's with the box?

  Jimmy Monroe : I gotta sell the Pavco.

  Paul Hodges : I heard that. I know that'due south right... I'thousand lying. What's a Pavco?

  Jimmy Monroe : It's a baseball card.

  Paul Hodges : Jimmy, if y'all need 20 bucks...

  Jimmy Monroe : Asshole, I don't demand 20 bucks.

• Dave : Did you but fall downwardly from the stairs?

  Jimmy Monroe : [lying] No!

• Paul Hodges : Oh, shit. He's taking a shit in the house.

  Jimmy Monroe : What kind of guy takes a shit in the same house that he's robbing?

  Paul Hodges : I don't know. What kind of guy takes a shit in a loftier-pressure situation like this? I'1000 not shitting no where except for my firm. I will pitch it in my business firm for hours before I let information technology get. Only when I allow it, hither, it goes. Here, she blows. The large brown shark is gonna to come. I set records for my shit turds. I move my bowels all over my toilet. All over my bathroom, I'm moving bowels. I shit and so hard sometimes, people adjacent door will be similar, "Warriors, come out and play."

• Jimmy Monroe : Go him?

  Paul Hodges : His caput is not there. Is information technology counted?

• Paul Hodges : ohh ahhhhh

  Jimmy Monroe : ooh my carte du jour

• Paul Hodges : Why did yous smack me?

  Jimmy Monroe : I was in the moment and the moment said smack ya.

• Jimmy Monroe : Ma'am, ma'am.

  Laura : Whats going on?

  Paul Hodges : Somebody but broke into your firm.

  Laura : [while pulling out gun] I'm gonna go take care of the son of a... B, myself.

  Jimmy Monroe : Whoa, whoa, ma'am.

  Kevin : You gonna fume somebody?

  Paul Hodges : Put the gun down.

  Laura : I know my rights!

  Jimmy Monroe : [while trying not to swear in front of young boy] Lady, put the f-in' gun, downwards on the ground right now, take your son across the f-in' street, AND STAY THERE TILL WE COME AND GET You! Jesus... C.

• Jimmy Monroe : I been where you are.

  Paul Hodges : Roy?

  [Jimmy nods]

  Paul Hodges : C'mere, homo

  [Paul spreads his arms wide]

  Paul Hodges : You look like you need a hug.

  Jimmy Monroe : [Steps dorsum] Whoa. You really read that one wrong.

  Paul Hodges : It's only that I'm vulnerable, man.

  Jimmy Monroe : How long she been in there?

  Paul Hodges : I don't know, does this hateful that we're not broken upwards any more?

  Jimmy Monroe : What are yous, in the 5th course?

• Jimmy Monroe : What do you do?

  Hourly Housekeeper : Housekeeping.

  Eddie : She's an hourly housekeeper. Hou... Hourly rate. Housekeeper.

• Jimmy Monroe : You beat upwards a kid?

  Paul Hodges : I needed the bike.

  Captain Romans : You tin can see it on youtube if you lot want.

  Paul Hodges : Really? What, *the* youtube?

  Captain Romans : Good job.

  Paul Hodges : Captain, how many hits I go?

  Helm Romans : At that place's at least two, the Primary of Constabulary and the Deputy Chief.

• Jimmy Monroe : [nonchalantly in Mexican collision] You know how tired we are from killing all your friends?

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